What we always hear is Girls Rulez, now is the time for boys to show what is actually in our heart.
This is the story from our side, BOYZZ, MALE, MAN, Our Rules!!!
fyi, yellow fonts on this side are my personal opinion :)
1. Not all boys are like David Copperfield.
So do not expect we can read what is in your mind when you seal your lips tightly. Is it so difficult to say: "I am hungry, I want you to buy me clothes, Please flirt me...!!!"
You may do it occasionally if you want because not at all times, I, can understand want you want by reading your sign or body language..
2. Sunday is the time for rest after 6 days working, so do not expect us to accompany full-day-walking in mall.
If you require me to understand you, please understand me as well :) Working in six days are very tiring and i need a rest. I need to face another 6-days-working again tomorrow. Hanging out for awhile will be just fine. So please cooperate.
3. Shopping is NOT sport. And we will not ever think that way.
For us shopping is shopping, if it is suited you. Just buy it then. The price differences between shop A and B is only 1.000 rupiahs so do not need to walk around the city to find the cheaper one. Just waste the fuel.
Completely agree with this one. Personally i do not really like bargaining. If i like the stuff and the price is suited me, then it is a DEAL.
4. Crying is an extortion.
Better for us to hear sounds of thunder, explosive bomb than your crying that makes us can do nothing.
No comment for this one. Sometimes Girls are crying just because they want to cry. They only want to show their feeling. However boyz think that they want solution(s) for their problem. Personally i used to be like that too. Now i try to understand what you actually want and mean by your cry.
5. Ask what you want from us. Try to be one accord about this.
Soft satire will not be understandable.
Hard satire wil not be undertandable.
Satirize plainly will not be understandable as well for us.
Why don't just speak up directly?
Speak up directly is better if you really want me to be and to do as you wish. Use satire or body language, or whatever it names if you expect misunderstanding from me (sometimes i can understand well what you mean and sometimes not - so please don't judge me if i fail to do so one day ).
6. Yes and No are most acceptable answers for most questions. It’s Simple.!!
Completely agree. If you want to tell stories, will be just fine actually for me. I do not mind to hear your stories. If i am busy at that time, i'll give you my free schedule for you. I am willingly not to have enough rest or taking care my own business for you. Just please remember about the time and please cooperate with this one :)
7. Tell us if you want your problems to be solved. Because that's what we do.
If you only want sympathy, just tell to your girls' friend.
(The last sentence is only for special persons to me.)
8. Headache for 17 months is a sickness. Go to the doctor!
Honestly i do not really understand with no.8. Maybe if you have any sickness, just go to the doctor. i'll take you there gladly. do not just keep it by yourself and keep saying that you are ok, which is actually not. The doctor won't kill you. Trust me!
9. All we've said in the last 6 months cannot be taken literally as an argument. Actually all our comments are expired and void after 7 days.
Out promise to cross the sea or hike the mountain are just a klise. Do not take it too serious..
10. If you do not want to wear "under-wear-style" shirt, do not expect us like opera soap artists.
Please girl, just don't wear that kind of shirt, ok!
11. If you think you are fat, that is possible. Do not ask us please.
Mirror is more honest that man.
If you want my personal opinion about it, just ask me. Do not hesitate. I'll tell you the truth, so please do not mad at me :) I'll try my best to tell you in the best way so it won't hurt you:)
12. You may ask us to do something or tell us to finish it as you wish. But please not both. If you think you can do it better, just do it yourself.
Just tell me what you want me to do, i'll gladly help you. If you want me to do in tour way, give me reasons why you want me to do in your way. Trust me that i know what i am doing, i f i lost my way, i'll ask then :)
13. If possible, talk when ads spot is on.
Remember, do not even talk when penalty-kick time.
14. We are not a child anymore, so do not need to remind us to eat, take a rest, etc. In our opinion, it's just wasting the credits.
I know that's the way you care of me, so it's fine with me. Thanks :)
15. If you are itchy, you can scrape/scratch (p.s. sorry dun know what the suitable one :)) by yourself. We do so.
Hahahahaha.. if this is the way you want to spoil with me, it will be fine. Just don't do it too often, ok :)
16. If we ask what's going on and you say nothing, we will think that there is nothing. Remember as in no.1 that we are not mind-reader.
Speak up baby...speak up...!!!
Even if you say nothing, but i know there is something. I'll keep asking you until certain limit. I will never force you if you do not want to tell me. At least if you tell me, i can do something for you, just to help you.
17. If we need to hang out altogether to certain place, whatever you wear, will be just fine. For sure, there is no reason for not going to a party because there is no dress to wear.
Completely agree!!! What ever you wear will be just fine with me. I love/like/befriend with you because not what you wear or what my eyes see. I love/like/befriend with you just the way you are. But please wear a good dress (good means polite). You can ask my opinion if you like as well. Do not wear "less-cloth-dress":)
18. Do not ask what we think unless you want to discuss about soccer, game, pool game, fishing, or maybe how to repair a car.
Actually what in boyz' mind are not only that. There are many more. The point is if you ask what is in my mind, mostly are about God, my family, You, books i like, games i like, and others i like :)
19. We do not like to debate heartly and involves feeling. Remember!!! We use logic only.
Even most of the times i use my logic, if you need to involve heart and feeling in our talk. I still can do it well. You know why?? Coz i care of you :)
20. Thanks for reading it. Okay i'll sleep in the couch tonight.
Honestly i do not undestand what the second sentence mean. Thanks girl for understanding me. I will try my best to understan you as well.
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